When your girl grabs the hair on the back of your head and loves thrusting her hips up and down to fuck your tongue with her clit at the same time you’re curling your fingers up over and over again inside her tight little pussy hitting her g-spot until her thighs start quivering and she cums so hard all over your tongue.
A person must wear a strap-on on the top of his head and has to penetrate a second person who's wearing a 2,5 meters long skirt; they must then balance in a people-tower and walk around as a single person while the upper man recite quotes by Camillo Benso, Count of Cavour as: ''I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me'' or ''What scoundrels we would be if we did for ourselves what we are ready to do for Italy'' and so on.
Skilled people can also do a Double or a Triple Dirty Camillo, in which there are, respectively, 3 and 4 people-towers and only the upper one can recite the quotes.
Girl 1: "Hey! That man must be 2,5 meters tall!"
Girl 2: "Oh, no, those are Amanda and Josh doing a Dirty Camillo."
Person: "Wow, you should be in the Guinness World Record as one of the tallest man alive!"
Dirty Camillo: "No, I'm a sitting on a strap-on on the head of another man."
Person: *cringing* "Ahahah strange joke, man"
Dirty Camillo: "I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me."
When a man stick a magnet to the tip of his penis and then puts coins into a woman's vagina. Then he proceeds to try to remove them using the magnet on his penis.
Dude guess what I did last night with Amy!
What?!
We did a dirty camilo.
You guys are crazy!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!