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Dirty Brandi 

1. A Dirty Brandi is the act of becoming intoxicated by drinking in someone’s beauty.

2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.

3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.
1. Did you see Steve walk into a wall after seeing that girl? He totally had a Dirty Brandi moment!
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”
Dirty Brandi by Steve-Switcher December 3, 2018

Dirty Brandin 

While having sex doggy style...(man or woman) you place the laptop on their back and watch BBC porn while telling her to call you black.
Man I wasn't feeling it last night, so I pulled a dirty Brandin.

Dirty Branden

A Dirty Branden is the art if taking a flaccid Dick pick and send it to another person.
check out this Dirty Branden I was just sent!
Dirty Branden by Spark218 March 1, 2020

Dirty Brandan 

When you have a male yeast infection and you have sex to relieve the itching. You then give oral on the female eating the mix of cum, peeled skin and yeast discharge
My Junk was itching like crazy so I gave Jessica a Dirty Brandan and it felt amazing.

DirtyBrandy 

Sensitive yet assertive, submissive but dominant, classy yet sexy...it all depends on you!
You decide what kind of DirtyBrandy you desire tonight
DirtyBrandy by DirtyBrandy April 5, 2023

dirtybrandt

Making a female have squirting orgasms over and over while going down on them and grabbing their hips to point their vagina toward s the ceiling so their cum sprays everywhere, leaving everything in a twenty foot radius soaked.
I might have to repaint the bedroom, including the ceiling now since he decided to be a freak last night and give me a "dirtybrandt"
dirtybrandt by HEATHENB November 12, 2019