Dirty Branden
Dirty Branden by Spark218 March 1, 2020
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Dirty Braiden
Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
Dirty Braiden by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020
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Dirty Brandon
Dirty Brandon by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020
Dirty Brayden
The act of someone doing butt stuff with the hottest girl in town and her mom at the same time. Then starts to film it and send it to her grandma so you could do butt stuff with a gilf.
Dang man did you here that he did the Dirty Brayden last night? Andrew was so mad he conquered his family..
Dirty Brayden by BigDaddyBobby July 3, 2020
dirty Brandyn
dirty Brandyn by Somebody’s mom April 5, 2023
dirty Brayden Mapley
When a man really really hates them fucking black ass, tree climbing, watermelon eating loving monkeys. this is from the bottom of their heart, and no one can change them, they feel this way because they were once raped by a black man when they were just a kid, and never could look at them the same way.
dirty Brayden Mapley by DADDY CAMO October 19, 2023
dirty braden
The term "Dirty Braden" is used to describe an action of passionate love making while a pelican flys over you on the beach. The pelican then poops on either of the two performing the action and the other licks it off of the body of their partner.
dirty braden by Eeeee BBY April 18, 2018
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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