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Dirty Bernie 

A hand job with knit mittens
"I wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a Dirty Bernie."
Dirty Bernie by Geargrinder28 April 3, 2021

Dirty Bertie 

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.
God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.
Dirty Bertie by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020

Dirty Bertie 

They don't call it the Dirty Bertie for nothin'..
Dirty Bertie by muchganja June 23, 2021

dirty bernice 

a freakie girl who likes to have sex anywhere
Go after her man, she’s a dirty bernice
dirty bernice by getlikeme April 30, 2020

Dirty Bennie 

After fiercem anal pleasuring, the male proceeds to pull out and ejaculate onto an english muffin.The male now forcefully feeds said English Muffin to female.
After the hard cock alarm clock I fead her the dirty bennie delight.
Dirty Bennie by Big Bennie February 19, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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