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Dirty Bernie 

A 67 year old perverted door to door
dildo and ass lube salesman.
Hey look!! There goes your mom chasing
Dirty Bernie like he's the ice cream man!!
Dirty Bernie by streetwhiz May 18, 2009
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Dirty Bernie 

A hand job with knit mittens
"I wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a Dirty Bernie."
Dirty Bernie by Geargrinder28 April 3, 2021

Dirty Bertie 

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.
God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.
Dirty Bertie by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020

Dirty Bertie 

They don't call it the Dirty Bertie for nothin'..
Dirty Bertie by muchganja June 23, 2021

dirty bernice 

a freakie girl who likes to have sex anywhere
Go after her man, she’s a dirty bernice
dirty bernice by getlikeme April 30, 2020

Dirty Bennie 

After fiercem anal pleasuring, the male proceeds to pull out and ejaculate onto an english muffin.The male now forcefully feeds said English Muffin to female.
After the hard cock alarm clock I fead her the dirty bennie delight.
Dirty Bennie by Big Bennie February 19, 2009
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