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Dirty Ashton 

When two male twins are banging and one of their parents walk in and the mix of suprise and fear causes the bottom to clench so hard it snaps the tops dick.
Guy 1: did you hear why Ethan isn't at school?
Guy 2: no? What happened?
Guy 1: They did the dirty Ashton and now he's in hospital.
Dirty Ashton by EthanDaCoon August 30, 2015

dirty ashton 

a person who has multiple men and children under there bed he licks and kisses men
dirty ashton by =-09876543 September 5, 2022

Dirty Ashton 

A very cheesy boi

Dirty Ashkon 

It is bassically the same as the dirty sanchez, but instead or making it a mustache, you make it a unibrow... In honor of Ashkon Solimon...
Does she have a dirty ashkon, nevermind, it's just a unibrow.

Dirty Ashtyn 

Hot girl: OH MY GOSH ASHTYN
He will fuck you hard anal
Dirty Ashtyn is hot

dirty aston 

Someone by the name of Aston Palmer who has a large cock and loves cars.
Ambitious individual and always gets what he wants.
I was dirty Astonated last night, I still can’t walk, however he picked me up in a lovely MR2.
dirty aston by Dirty Aston March 30, 2020

Dirty Aston 

A male who loves taking it up the ass so hard his booty hole is ripped to shreds.

A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom
My dad is a real Dirty Aston
Dirty Aston by Bigbootylickdr75 January 11, 2025
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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