Dirty Alyse

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An over-the-pants handjob performed on your ethnic boyfriend at one of your racist family gatherings.

My father turned on Fox News while we were eating Thanksgiving dinner, so I gave my Mexican boyfriend a Dirty Alyse under the table to ease some of the tension.

Dirty Alyse by Shalograve September 27, 2021

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Dirty Alyssa

When a shy girl initiates anal sex with multiple men at once. Right before they cum she takes a selfie and posts it.

I had a real good dirty alyssa experience with a few of my pals from chess club.

Dirty Alyssa by riverbitch April 15, 2020

Related Words

Dirty Alyse • Dirty alysha • dirty alyssa • Dirty Alysia • Dirty Alyson • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty

Dirty Alyssa

When you are lonely and ain’t go no man so you improvise with your lacrosse stick.

When you tell a good dad joke and you reward yourself with dirty Alyssa.

Dirty Alyssa by Supreme Dddddddd January 19, 2020

Dirty Alysia

A sexual act where you pull a used bloody tampon out suck the clots out with your mouth and freeze the rest. After frozen, use the tampon as a dildo for the asshole. Best used when constipated.

Karen my boyfriend wasnt home to fuck my brains out so I decided to do a Dirty Alysia, I havent been constipated at all. I guess I can throw away the exlax.

Dirty Alysia by JesusAintHappy April 1, 2020

dirty alyssa

When u fuck a white hoe bitch then she cries on insta like a fuckin hoe

She pulled a dirty alyssa on me the cunt

dirty alyssa by Cock magician August 21, 2019

Dirty Alyson

Usually a girl who licks dog sh*t off a toilet and loves making people suffer

Becky- omg she is such a Dirty Alyson
Rebecca- ew i know right

Dirty Alyson by Juiceboibs April 15, 2020

Dirty Alysia

When you're lickin your bf's starfish and he starts singing Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks just before finishing on your silk pillow case.

I tried giving him a little birthday bonus last night and he hit me with a Dirty Alysia

Dirty Alysia by Boner Champ 86 April 1, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026