Dirty Alyse

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An over-the-pants handjob performed on your ethnic boyfriend at one of your racist family gatherings.

My father turned on Fox News while we were eating Thanksgiving dinner, so I gave my Mexican boyfriend a Dirty Alyse under the table to ease some of the tension.

Dirty Alyse by Shalograve September 27, 2021

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Dirty Alyssa

When a shy girl initiates anal sex with multiple men at once. Right before they cum she takes a selfie and posts it.

I had a real good dirty alyssa experience with a few of my pals from chess club.

Dirty Alyssa by riverbitch April 15, 2020

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Dirty Alyssa

When you are lonely and ain’t go no man so you improvise with your lacrosse stick.

When you tell a good dad joke and you reward yourself with dirty Alyssa.

Dirty Alyssa by Supreme Dddddddd January 19, 2020

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Dirty Alysia

A sexual act where you pull a used bloody tampon out suck the clots out with your mouth and freeze the rest. After frozen, use the tampon as a dildo for the asshole. Best used when constipated.

Karen my boyfriend wasnt home to fuck my brains out so I decided to do a Dirty Alysia, I havent been constipated at all. I guess I can throw away the exlax.

Dirty Alysia by JesusAintHappy April 1, 2020

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dirty alyssa

When u fuck a white hoe bitch then she cries on insta like a fuckin hoe

She pulled a dirty alyssa on me the cunt

dirty alyssa by Cock magician August 21, 2019

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Dirty Alyson

Usually a girl who licks dog sh*t off a toilet and loves making people suffer

Becky- omg she is such a Dirty Alyson
Rebecca- ew i know right

Dirty Alyson by Juiceboibs April 15, 2020

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Dirty Alysia

When you're lickin your bf's starfish and he starts singing Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks just before finishing on your silk pillow case.

I tried giving him a little birthday bonus last night and he hit me with a Dirty Alysia

Dirty Alysia by Boner Champ 86 April 1, 2020

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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