Dirty Alyse

An over-the-pants handjob performed on your ethnic boyfriend at one of your racist family gatherings.

My father turned on Fox News while we were eating Thanksgiving dinner, so I gave my Mexican boyfriend a Dirty Alyse under the table to ease some of the tension.

by Shalograve September 27, 2021

Dirty Alyssa

When a shy girl initiates anal sex with multiple men at once. Right before they cum she takes a selfie and posts it.

I had a real good dirty alyssa experience with a few of my pals from chess club.

by riverbitch April 15, 2020

Dirty Alyssa

When you are lonely and ain’t go no man so you improvise with your lacrosse stick.

When you tell a good dad joke and you reward yourself with dirty Alyssa.

by Supreme Dddddddd January 19, 2020

Dirty Alysia

A sexual act where you pull a used bloody tampon out suck the clots out with your mouth and freeze the rest. After frozen, use the tampon as a dildo for the asshole. Best used when constipated.

Karen my boyfriend wasnt home to fuck my brains out so I decided to do a Dirty Alysia, I havent been constipated at all. I guess I can throw away the exlax.

by JesusAintHappy April 1, 2020

dirty alyssa

When u fuck a white hoe bitch then she cries on insta like a fuckin hoe

She pulled a dirty alyssa on me the cunt

by Cock magician August 21, 2019

Dirty Alyson

Usually a girl who licks dog sh*t off a toilet and loves making people suffer

Becky- omg she is such a Dirty Alyson
Rebecca- ew i know right

by Juiceboibs April 15, 2020

Dirty Alysia

When you're lickin your bf's starfish and he starts singing Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks just before finishing on your silk pillow case.

I tried giving him a little birthday bonus last night and he hit me with a Dirty Alysia

by Boner Champ 86 April 1, 2020