Dirt Biking

When you stick your arms out in front of you as if you were dirtbiking, then pretend to ride a dirtbike by running around and making loud and obnoxious dirtbike sounds at the top of your lungs in a public area. May be accompanied by dirtbike gear. Usually, a bout of dirt biking is accompanied by wipe-outs, where you do a spectacular crash and make sputtering sounds. Afterwards, you can pick up the bike and do a sweet wheelie to get out of there.
Guy 1: Man, did you see that plank I did?

Guy 2: Planking? Everyone knows dirt biking is where it's at!

Guy 3: Ya, I just went dirt biking in Wal-Mart!
by p00nwrangler August 26, 2011
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When one person lets there asshole get all disgusting and dirty, then another has butt sex with them (usually done messy)!
1) Dirt Biki- My ass feels so gross, but it will be worth it tonight when I get dirt biked!

2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.

(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
by Wood9412 February 14, 2009
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verb When a male rubs his dick on a girls ass while she proceeds to have diarrhea.
Betty and i were dirt biking so hard last night that the dirt splattered everywhere!
by O.G. God February 04, 2011
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motorbike used offroad. all y'all pimps and city boyz wouldn't know what im talkin about.
I flipped my dirt bike yesterday.
by lilredneck March 28, 2005
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Dirt Bike

A lightweight motorcycle designed for use on rough surfaces, such as dirt roads or trails. Also called trail bike.
related to the Mountain bikes but dirt bikes have an engine.
by djjennyfe April 24, 2007
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When someone has terrible diarrhea and sprays shit up the back the toilet bowl/tank.
I just went into the men's room stall and someone dirt biked in the toilet.
by protoiletrider May 02, 2018
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Dirt Biking is the act of having sex with a woman on all fours. While in the act, the male slips his thumb into her anus and then makes motorcyle sounds while pumping the "throttle". The time that elapses from insertion of thumb until the time you get thrown off is to be compared amung buddies.
"Hey man, the other night I dirt biked her for 54 seconds. funny thing is, she never called me back".....
by Hazyredeyes August 15, 2009
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