Dirksen

The atheist version of a god; the quintessential English word for ubermensch.

I sure would like to get flogged by Dirksen. He's so dreamy and awesome.

by yagtob July 8, 2004

Dicksentials

The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.

Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”

Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”

by Wolfany August 10, 2018

dirken

To steal the girlfriend of one of your best friends

Last week I got dirked by my best friend. Now I'm emotionally broken. dirken

by Mylan! July 11, 2016

Dirksexual

Someone who is dirksexual is sexually and/or romantically attracted to Dirk Strider from Homestuck.

Person 1: You see Rust over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: They’re Dirksexual.

by Tellmmmmmjhhh August 9, 2020

Dicksentia

A condition caused by a lack dick

My best friend has dicksentia

by Supreme bliss August 11, 2019

Dirken

A term used in place item that should be spoken about in an esoteric manner, in order to disguise the item in question. The work Dirken could also be used as a term to use in conversation when planning a surprise for a person who might hear the conversation.

"Have you sorted the dirken?",
"yeah we are going to be there at 6 oclock"

by El Cap December 2, 2018

Dierksen

The act of steping off of the last stair and thinking there is another following it-- but there isn't, and your foot awkwardly and exaggerantly slams to the surface beneath you.

*sound of awkward foot-stomp*

By-stander: "Dude, you totally dierksen'd off of the last stair."
You: "No I didn't..."
By-Stander: "Yes you did."

by Jenn-ay August 11, 2008