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Dicksentia

A condition caused by a lack dick
My best friend has dicksentia
by Supreme bliss August 11, 2019
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Dicksentials

The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.
Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”

Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”
by Wolfany August 10, 2018
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Dickenzian Fibbernosh

The practice of eating ice cream from someone's anus
Ice Cream Truck Operator: Would you like vanilla or strawberry ice-cream?
Hot Girl: How about some vanilla, so I can bend over and give you a dickenzian fibbernosh
Worker: I love chocolate vanilla swirl!
by Dr. Horatio Gerondista October 18, 2008
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Dickmentia

When a girl that used to be chaste gave up and tryed dick. She is now very promiscuous and thinking about nothing but when and where she's getting some next. It can also be used as a scale.
Normal: KC has totally cought full blown Dickmentia, all she talks about is the dick she's been getting. Percentage: Kaitlyn is about a 35% on the Dickmentia scale because she still dose her job and her school work but, a lot of her free time and conversation topics have to do with dick and things related to dick.
by 20TheGiant20 September 26, 2018
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Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.
Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.
by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009
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dickensian adventure

Unsavoury pursuits in 1950's style scholastic establishments which aim to "reek havock" and instigate general hysteria. Inspired by the great work of Charlie Dickens and Russell Brand and accompanied by "Geordie;" our trusty skeleton, whom we have wounded and consequently mended. We backcombe our hair, wear Grecian-style oversized cloaks and abide by our official handbook: "Ghost Hunter", a complimentary gift from The Guardian.
Dickensian adventures include:
1. Main entrance window exit extravaganza.
2. Raking from vending machines, collecting golden coins from the undercarriage of the machine, using the always-reliable luncheon-cuisine tray.
3. Launching trolleys down stairwells into unknown Dickensian worlds.
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Dickmentia

When one cannot remember whom he or she slept with. Whether it be two days or two years ago.

This is both within context for both males and females.
GAWD, I cannot remember for the life of me the name of that fly shorty I met last week... I'm having such Dickmentia right now!
by bbrkdwn July 14, 2010
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