DirkSeed 

A noun. Normally used to describe Salem,
Illinois’ most despicable human. So bad he was forced to move to the Show Me state.

“Dirk has 3 children, but speculation is up to 3700 have been washed down Marriott drains. That’s a lot of DirkSeed.

DirkSeed by Tonti Township April 24, 2025

Dickseed 

When you fuck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a dick tree that looks like your dick. It's a sexual ritual and totally bad ass.

Dude1: yo, let's go spread our dickseeds.

Dude2: yeah, I'm tryna.

Dickseed by Hahathemanayy March 22, 2016

Dickseed 

A derogatory name for a child. Generally referring to the child of a man.

History: 2019 A sperm cell must enter the uterus fertilize an egg and seed itself. This process starts from the dick and then is seeded hence the name. Coined by a Comcast tech 2089

You dirty dickseed, I could've flushed you down the toilet.

It's crazy how yesterday she was in my hands and now she's expecting her first child, that's my dickseed.

Dickseed by Senor Oro May 17, 2022

Dickseed

a person who is being a total knobhead and is annoying to you, probably named latte, madison, max or james

"yo bro latte being a dickseed"
"i know fuck them"

Dickseed by epicbrolater January 29, 2026