A noun. Normally used to describe Salem,
Illinois’ most despicable human. So bad he was forced to move to the Show Me state.
Illinois’ most despicable human. So bad he was forced to move to the Show Me state.
“Dirk has 3 children, but speculation is up to 3700 have been washed down Marriott drains. That’s a lot of DirkSeed.
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History: 2019 A sperm cell must enter the uterus fertilize an egg and seed itself. This process starts from the dick and then is seeded hence the name. Coined by a Comcast tech 2089
History: 2019 A sperm cell must enter the uterus fertilize an egg and seed itself. This process starts from the dick and then is seeded hence the name. Coined by a Comcast tech 2089
You dirty dickseed, I could've flushed you down the toilet.
It's crazy how yesterday she was in my hands and now she's expecting her first child, that's my dickseed.
It's crazy how yesterday she was in my hands and now she's expecting her first child, that's my dickseed.
by Senor Oro May 17, 2022
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