dirken 

To steal the girlfriend of one of your best friends

Last week I got dirked by my best friend. Now I'm emotionally broken. dirken

dirken by Mylan! July 11, 2016

Dirken 

A term used in place item that should be spoken about in an esoteric manner, in order to disguise the item in question. The work Dirken could also be used as a term to use in conversation when planning a surprise for a person who might hear the conversation.

"Have you sorted the dirken?",
"yeah we are going to be there at 6 oclock"

Dirken by El Cap December 2, 2018

dirken 

Used to describe something as dirty or broken

The old car was dirken

dirken by Putty808 May 4, 2022

Dirken Stock 

Someone who is being a massive sack of balls. Usually when they are being difficult and cant be dealt with properly. Can be used when "safe"swear words are needed, or when others are within earshot.

Ex. "My friend Steven was annoying me and was being a massive dick to me. I say to him 'Hey Steven, you're being a dirken stock right now. Don't be a dirken stock."

Dirken Stock by Every_Body_Clap_Your_Hands!!!! November 26, 2014

Dirkers 

a word used in place of retarded to signify someones stupidity.

Andrew was such a Dirkers when he stole someones blouse coat.

Dirkers by Ryan_Bears6 September 12, 2018

dickenshloush 

The partaking in chopping ones dick off and putting in into a blender while attempting to play twister

Dude I totally dickenshloushed with jacob garrett and jason last night it was weird

dickenshloush by Dickenshloush October 24, 2015

Sneaky Dickens 

A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.

"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."

"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."

Sneaky Dickens by Jagmeat March 11, 2021