Dirking off

To be in any level of competitive basketball and simply finding it next to impossible to miss, sometimes while making it appear effortless.

Did you guys win?

Yeah it didn't hurt that Cole was Dirking off all over the place. We won by 12- he was draining everything.

Dirking off by jojoker September 30, 2011

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dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

dicking off by Sam April 23, 2005

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Dirking off • derking off • dicking off • Dorking-Off • Dirking • dirking out • dicking • dicking around • dorking • Dinking

derking off

a combination of the words 'derka' and 'jerking off'

when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.

blawal khan was derking off until his mom caught him.

jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?

derking off by derkaderkallah January 9, 2010

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Dorking-Off

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty

Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"

Dorking-Off by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009

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Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

Derking Off by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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