Dorking-Off 

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty

Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"

Dorking-Off by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009

Dirking off 

To be in any level of competitive basketball and simply finding it next to impossible to miss, sometimes while making it appear effortless.

Did you guys win?

Yeah it didn't hurt that Cole was Dirking off all over the place. We won by 12- he was draining everything.

Dirking off by jojoker September 30, 2011

derking off 

a combination of the words 'derka' and 'jerking off'

when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.

blawal khan was derking off until his mom caught him.

jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?

derking off by derkaderkallah January 9, 2010

Derking Off 

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

Derking Off by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019