DirT_T 

Absolute underrated person thats 13 and that was in Lost SMP. Got killed by:Pebla,Pebla,Pebla

mainly made fun of due to him having no significants to the story / lore of SMPS also started dominant SMP along with bluer

DirT_T is just a side character

DirT_T by UnderDirt June 13, 2022

Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt

People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.

Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.

Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt by EmJayee February 9, 2021

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead 

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead by Bob March 26, 2005

dirt twin 

the twin that comes out second or last.

damn george, you're an asshole. you must be the dirt twin.

dirt twin by korzal January 9, 2009

Dirt Tickle

A dirt tickle is when a male is penetrating his female partner from behind in her vagina and inserts his finger into her anus to stimulate his erection.

Dude I was smashing Michelle from behind and she just wasn't doin' it for me so I put my finger in her ass and gave my knob the old dirt tickle.

Dirt Tickle by imsquarehead May 17, 2019

magic dirt theory 

The idea that where a person lives determines their behavior, when in reality it's the people who live in a given location that determine if said location is safe or not.

Liberals sure believe in the magic dirt theory--they think that if they move DeShawn out of the ghetto and into the rich white suburbs, he'll suddenly be a good student and make something of himself.

magic dirt theory by AntiPCWoman June 16, 2016

dirt track 

the anal passage or bum hole usually used with regards to sexual intercourse

'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'

dirt track by shpannah September 7, 2006