shpannah's definitions
among other definitions it can be used as a slang word for an Ipod, usually used by those who are lazy speakers or who think they r cool!
by shpannah September 7, 2006
Get the podmug. 1. a live or stuffed monkey used to sell a product
2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to theIr choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.
2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to theIr choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.
'theres a salesmonkey at the door!'
'GO AWAY! YOU BLOODY SALES MONKEY!'
'i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bloody stop calling me!'
'GO AWAY! YOU BLOODY SALES MONKEY!'
'i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bloody stop calling me!'
by shpannah September 7, 2006
Get the salesmonkeymug. 1. Refers to the male genitalia or penis. used by men to describe their own genitalia usually in reference to how big it is or how useful it is or just to sound manly!
2. Also used as a verb 'to twang' meaning to fuck someone or have sex with someone. Used only by men in the respect of them using thir twang.
2. Also used as a verb 'to twang' meaning to fuck someone or have sex with someone. Used only by men in the respect of them using thir twang.
by shpannah September 7, 2006
Get the twangmug. used in connection with the word hoohar meaning a spliff. a hoohar whore is someone who has the hoohar or spliff for an unnaturally long amount of time and hogs it withiout passing it for a long period of time. they often try to do this withiut the other people noticing.
by shpannah September 7, 2006
Get the hoohar whoremug. the sale tramp is essentially the tramp who resides in the sale/stretford area in manchester, england.
He has green natural dreadlocks i.e.matted hair beyond belief that it has formed into dreads, and he stinks pretty badly. Can often be spotted in Tesco's in Sale drinking tesco value lemonade. He also seems to refuse help accprding to a number of stories from people i know. When people ask him for money for example he refuses and says he chose this life and doesnt want peoples pity. Rumpurs have been circulating recently that he has been killed, decapitated to be precise by some scallies/chavs. I can only speculate to the authenticity of such stories but i suspect it to be true. Rumours are also circulating however whjich contradict this rumour such as that he did indeed get beat up pretty badly recently but he got taken to hospital where they fixed him up, c;eaned him, shaved his matted hair and beard and phoned the housing trust where he was hpused under a new identity. Again only speculation.
He has green natural dreadlocks i.e.matted hair beyond belief that it has formed into dreads, and he stinks pretty badly. Can often be spotted in Tesco's in Sale drinking tesco value lemonade. He also seems to refuse help accprding to a number of stories from people i know. When people ask him for money for example he refuses and says he chose this life and doesnt want peoples pity. Rumpurs have been circulating recently that he has been killed, decapitated to be precise by some scallies/chavs. I can only speculate to the authenticity of such stories but i suspect it to be true. Rumours are also circulating however whjich contradict this rumour such as that he did indeed get beat up pretty badly recently but he got taken to hospital where they fixed him up, c;eaned him, shaved his matted hair and beard and phoned the housing trust where he was hpused under a new identity. Again only speculation.
'hey theres the sale tramp!'
'that sale tramp is eating outta the salad bowl in the the tescos restaurant again!'
'that sale tramp loves tesco value lemonade doesnt he?!?!'
'that sale tramp is eating outta the salad bowl in the the tescos restaurant again!'
'that sale tramp loves tesco value lemonade doesnt he?!?!'
by shpannah September 7, 2006
Get the sale trampmug. 'i twanged her good last night!'
'i twanged that bird from the bar'
'i gave her a good hard twanging'
'i twanged that bird from the bar'
'i gave her a good hard twanging'
by shpannah September 7, 2006
Get the twangedmug. another word for a vagina, used as code so other people such as family members don't know what you are on about. can be shortened to simply flangy or flange.
by shpannah September 8, 2006
Get the flangy metermug.