Definitions by shpannah
flangy meter
another word for a vagina, used as code so other people such as family members don't know what you are on about. can be shortened to simply flangy or flange.
flangy meter by shpannah September 8, 2006
hoohar whore
used in connection with the word hoohar meaning a spliff. a hoohar whore is someone who has the hoohar or spliff for an unnaturally long amount of time and hogs it withiout passing it for a long period of time. they often try to do this withiut the other people noticing.
hoohar whore by shpannah September 7, 2006
salesmonkey
1. a live or stuffed monkey used to sell a product
2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to theIr choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.
2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to theIr choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.
'theres a salesmonkey at the door!'
'GO AWAY! YOU BLOODY SALES MONKEY!'
'i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bloody stop calling me!'
'GO AWAY! YOU BLOODY SALES MONKEY!'
'i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bloody stop calling me!'
salesmonkey by shpannah September 7, 2006
dirt track
'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'
dirt track by shpannah September 7, 2006