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dicklength
Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"
Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."
Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."
dicklength by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013
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dinklebot
A small robot that follows your character around in destiny voiced by Peter Dinklage primarily know for his ability to open doors slowly.
dinklebot by YoloithSwagith1k72 November 17, 2015
dinkleburg
some one makes a corny joke:
you will say “dinkleburg”
some one asks how much a penny is and u say “dinkleburg”
you will say “dinkleburg”
some one asks how much a penny is and u say “dinkleburg”
dinkleburg by hirangeo February 11, 2021
Dinkleburg
When you see something or someone said something unfunny/dumb just say Dinkleburg.
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Dinkleburg by imbamlol February 10, 2021
dinglenut
an adjective used to describe a peron whose actions are silly, this term is in no way to be used as an insult, but in the spirit of playfulness. (not to be confused with the UD definition of dinglenuts.)
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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