Dicklenuts

An affectionate, albeit colloquial way to address another person. A slightly pejorative variation of the term "dude", it implies a mildly dimminutive intent. Especially used after addresse commits some sort of faux pas, or error in reasoning, judgement, or intellect. Used in an informal situation. See:"buttmunch"

"Nice going, dicklenuts!"(sarcastic)

"Hey, dicklenuts- that is my sister you are hitting on!"

"grab me a beer, dicklenuts"

by C-Munz February 10, 2009

dicklength

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.

Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."

by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013

Dicknuts.

(noun) An aggravating person, usually after they have done something annoying

(adj.) Used to describe something bad or annoying

(noun) Oh my god, you are such a dicknuts.

(adj.) That burger was so dicknuts. let's get something else.

by Cletus Le Fetus June 28, 2018

Ticklenuts

Authority figure that is clearly gay but refuses to admit it.

"Hey Ticklenuts, do the damn payroll!"

by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb August 14, 2007

dicknuts

someone who spills guinnes on your shirt on st patrick's day

hey, you spilled guinness on my shirt dicknuts!

by mattywag March 19, 2008

dicknuts

A conbining of the term dick and the term nuts. My friend said it once and it is one of the stupidest damn things I've ever heard. Fuck of I know what it means, though.

What the hell's up, dicknuts?????

by A.B.S. May 24, 2004

DickleButt

A sexual practice where you insert an large pickle in your anal cavity and masturbate.

I like to DickleButt on lonely Friday nights.

by Jesus1233455899 May 17, 2016