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dankities 

A word used (usually when high on marijuana) to describe one or more items of food, or 'dankities'. They are usually microwavable or packaged and are consumed in vast numbers. Also usually followed by the word "fool".
Me: Want some dankities, fool?
Blazed comrade: Dankities fool.
dankities by brian February 6, 2005

dankified 

The state of being extremely high after using very "dank" or potent marijuana. Can be described as "on a whole new level"
yo man im dankified

yeahh dog that kush was bangin!
dankified by croxbox March 22, 2011

donkified 

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.
Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.
donkified by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

Dinkies and Stinkies 

A term relating to dogs bathroom usage. Dinkies refers to a dog peeing while Stinkies obviously refers to pooping. The phrase is sometimes applicable with people's bowel movements as well but is more commonly used for dogs. The phrases don't have to always be combined together as dinkies and stinkies. Commonly just a dog peeing can be referred to as dinkies only.
Good girl! You went dinkies and stinkies outside!

Or: Bad dog you went dinkies and stinkies on the carpet.

Or: Hey honey, I think I have to go dinkies and stinkies, I'll be back in a minute.

Or: Did Wolfie go dinkies and stinkies outside? No she did only stinkies, no dinkies.
1- That Guy only drives Dinkies

2- Bob is a dinkie collector
dinkies by Immortal-Jake May 28, 2006

Dinkfest 

When one has Breakfast at Dinner time. It can involve waffles, bacon, hash browns, french toast, eggs of any kind.
(Or Cereal if one is lacking in ingredients/imagination)

(known to the lame as 'brinner' - Do not accept any substitutions.)
"Hey, it's 9pm, anybody want some bacon?"

"Yes! Dinkfest time!"
Dinkfest by Jessie_Og February 10, 2010