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dankities 

A word used (usually when high on marijuana) to describe one or more items of food, or 'dankities'. They are usually microwavable or packaged and are consumed in vast numbers. Also usually followed by the word "fool".
Me: Want some dankities, fool?
Blazed comrade: Dankities fool.
dankities by brian February 6, 2005

dankified 

The state of being extremely high after using very "dank" or potent marijuana. Can be described as "on a whole new level"
yo man im dankified

yeahh dog that kush was bangin!
dankified by croxbox March 22, 2011

donkified 

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.
Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.
donkified by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

Dinkies and Stinkies 

A term relating to dogs bathroom usage. Dinkies refers to a dog peeing while Stinkies obviously refers to pooping. The phrase is sometimes applicable with people's bowel movements as well but is more commonly used for dogs. The phrases don't have to always be combined together as dinkies and stinkies. Commonly just a dog peeing can be referred to as dinkies only.
Good girl! You went dinkies and stinkies outside!

Or: Bad dog you went dinkies and stinkies on the carpet.

Or: Hey honey, I think I have to go dinkies and stinkies, I'll be back in a minute.

Or: Did Wolfie go dinkies and stinkies outside? No she did only stinkies, no dinkies.
1- Small Cars

2- Toy Cars
1- That Guy only drives Dinkies

2- Bob is a dinkie collector
dinkies by Immortal-Jake May 28, 2006

Dinkfest 

When one has Breakfast at Dinner time. It can involve waffles, bacon, hash browns, french toast, eggs of any kind.
(Or Cereal if one is lacking in ingredients/imagination)

(known to the lame as 'brinner' - Do not accept any substitutions.)
"Hey, it's 9pm, anybody want some bacon?"

"Yes! Dinkfest time!"
Dinkfest by Jessie_Og February 10, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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