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Dinkies and Stinkies 

A term relating to dogs bathroom usage. Dinkies refers to a dog peeing while Stinkies obviously refers to pooping. The phrase is sometimes applicable with people's bowel movements as well but is more commonly used for dogs. The phrases don't have to always be combined together as dinkies and stinkies. Commonly just a dog peeing can be referred to as dinkies only.
Good girl! You went dinkies and stinkies outside!

Or: Bad dog you went dinkies and stinkies on the carpet.

Or: Hey honey, I think I have to go dinkies and stinkies, I'll be back in a minute.

Or: Did Wolfie go dinkies and stinkies outside? No she did only stinkies, no dinkies.
1- That Guy only drives Dinkies

2- Bob is a dinkie collector
dinkies by Immortal-Jake May 28, 2006
The general state of being, acting like, or exhibiting characteristics of a dick.
Mike's overall dickiness really pissed Chris off, but Debbie couldn't have cared less.
Dickiness by Santa_Cerveza April 16, 2008

Dinkleshnifer 

my friend gave me a great Dinkleshnifer last night.
Dinkleshnifer by Macchio1 February 19, 2017

Dinkleshplat 

A insult used to put somebody down. Means you are RUDE, ARROGANT AND STUBBORN
"Get over here, you dinkleshplat, you!"
Dinkleshplat by KAWAIICHIC January 25, 2019

dinkleshake 

A handshake of the utmost disrespect in which one wipes their bare hand on their asshole picking up any stray pieces of feces and proceeds to shake the hand of the unsuspecting victim.
I thanked Laura's dad for the ride by giving him an oldfashioned dinkleshake.