Dink water 

A glass of liquid that has been used to wash your sink in.

Dude, I washed my dink in a glass one night before Becky came over for sexy time. After we were done the deed she reached over and drank my dink water. She asked me why I had a glass of salt water next to my bed. I couldn’t break it to her that I had washed my dink in it quickly before she came over.

Dink water by Redheadedstepchild12 February 11, 2022

dickwater 

Water stirred by the dick.

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.

dickwater by Z CUP November 9, 2007

Olivia Drinkwater

A beautiful ass, a beautiful personality and a beautiful smile.

I saw an Olivia Drinkwater today

Olivia Drinkwater by AaaaaaHay August 18, 2016

dickwater 

Anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.

Man that was dickwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.

dickwater by gorillaface November 5, 2007

Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater 

A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.

Don’t be a jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater by iihearrtjustiin March 31, 2020

dickwater 

Urine from a male person or animal

I drank two beers and pissed a half a gallon of dickwater.

dickwater by Roy D May 21, 2006

Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater 

Refers to either a laughter-filled sporting-match between an aging humorist and a pro-football player (both wif da same first name, by da way), or an equally-uproarious round of friendly verbal sparring between said two Daniels.

Depending on whether a "Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater" competition involved muscles or brains, either of them might have a comparable chance of being da winner.

Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater by QuacksO March 15, 2023