DingleSmack
DingleSmack by Grahamathorn69 September 12, 2009
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Dinglesmack
Dinglesmack by Realgrumpybastard June 21, 2025
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dinglecracka
A dinglecracka is when a boy and a girl have sex in their parents home when the house is empty. The lights go off and her shit-covered thong is left on the floor. When they hear a noise downstairs, they scramble to put clothes on. Since the lights are off, the girl puts the shit-covered thong on backwards. Therefore, the shit-covered thong is sucked into the vagina crack; aka the dinglecracka.
*Alex and Nick have sex in Alex's room*
During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.
Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.
Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.
Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?
During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.
Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.
Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.
Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?
dinglecracka by VibratingNut June 20, 2017
Dinglespackle
Dinglespackle by TwampDog December 4, 2018
Dinglestank
Dinglestank by BungusBorp February 12, 2019
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