Dingle-bling 

Any of the startup and shutdown sounds or chimes that software, computers, cell phones, etc make for no particular reason other than to announce their presence, as if to say "look at me!".

The windows startup sound is a particularly annoying piece of dingle-bling. The windows shutdown sound, however, is always a welcome heard dingle-bling. Especially on Friday afternoons.

Dingle-bling by icegeek March 24, 2012

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle 

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

dinge binge 

(n.) A certain kind of addictive feature that occurs when a dinge queen goes into a manic state.

"Hey, what's up with Bubba? Did he go on another dinge binge or something?"

"Yes. He's in Harlem Heaven right now."

dinge binge by Rob Porter September 30, 2007

dinglelingus 

Eating your partners dingleberries after you tongue-punch their dirt box. See dirt box.

Joe: I really like Ashley, and she's great in bed but I'm ready to take things to the next level.

Kyle: I understand bro, just go down on her, and slip your tongue down south for some dinglelingus. It will change your life.

dinglelingus by tillergng July 27, 2015

dingleling 

a cute nickname for a dick

"is your dingleling hard"

"i wanna suck your dingleling"

dingleling by Alchiwhore4life December 11, 2004

dinglebingle 

when your milk runs at 3 on a sunday evening next to celciius and the diameter of 94 degress to the sun and back, 1800's was the best year to arrest the milk munchers. The fog is coming. 4/28/4378

Have you seen my dinglebingle anywhere? I heard it was gay

dinglebingle by jxr April 12, 2022

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The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
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