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dongmonger

1. One who mongs dongs.
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."
"I wish bob would piss off."
"Yeah, he's a dongmonger."
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Dogmongler

PoeticIrony, otherwise known as "Dogmongler" is a sick bitch who gained fame by very odd means.
It all started out as her being a attention-whore on Deviantart(PoeticIrony - Now banned).
Somehow anonymous-man found pictures of her on a bestiality site... with her dog. You get the idea. (The pictures are still up there, I'm not giving links, but you can still find 'em)
Note: Anony also found her phone number, school, myspace, etc.
Basically just found ways to harrass her.

She claimed innocence, saying the photos were shopped.

It's a kinda meme now(on 4chan), with pictures of her and her two overweight friends standing in a picture, the mongler in front, with a lined piece of paper(Probably with her name on it)
It has now been changed to blank, so you can put hilarious words on it.

Just so you guys have peace of mind, the dog was taken away when the event reached her parents.

BY THE WAY, you can get her phone number on the net, so be sure to check if you want to bother her.
Quote:
"Someone posted my stuff all over the internet! I didn't care at first til my mom and dad saw them all,NOW THEY TOOK AWAY MY DOG! PLEASE,DELETE THEM ALL!"
That ^ was orginally in all caps.
Dogmongler.
by 4chan December 15, 2008
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dingdongery

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".
You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.
by jesses55 May 27, 2021
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doofmonger

A person who is a loser, idiot etc. Also a quality of a person that is most un-appealing to most sane human being.
Bush is such a doofmonger
by Pillsuburyetta Jolieolier December 7, 2003
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DongBonger

A DongBonger is one who is obsessed with punching Ginger peoples genitals
Jimmy is such a DongBonger.
by Serious Bitch October 23, 2017
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Dorkmonger

(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.

But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.
Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers

"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"
by Dorkmonger December 9, 2008
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Dingdonger

''Look, he's got a dingdonger!
by LMCFEV February 21, 2009
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