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Bingbongnoodle 

When you ring the door to someone’s house. But they don’t answer and now you feel like a noodle for not calling the person before going to their house.
“Ughhh I’m such a bingbongnoodle”

BingBong (Disrespectfully) 

Yuhas: Here we see that a dog is a cat only when you define it as so
You: BingBong (Disrespectfully)

binbonnery 

A silly sounding, yet sometimes ambivalent noun often describing a collective of silly, nonsensical things.

However, it can ironically sometimes be used in the context of describing a collective of deep thoughts.

Originating from a mispronunciation of actor Ben Barnes's name, Bin Bons.
Person 1: in a bitter moment like this, i feel like terrorism was spawned from a few unpaid checks
Person 2: lol
Person 1: someone somewhere in middle sand, some allah priest didnt get paid

Person 1: do you believe in god?
Person 2: fashooo
Person 1: why did he make me poor :'(
Person 2: hahaha

Person 1 talking about general nonsense
Person 1: why does she asked how long is your penis
Person 2: What the hell is this binbonnery? Please stop before I throw up all over these chinese children in front of me.

or

Person 1: fuck school. that bitch never helped me get closer to my dreams or any shit, except when I was dreaming, falling asleep in class.

Person 1: it’s a slow process, living a life properly

Person 1: the best revenge is huge success the best revenge is huge success the best revenge is huge success the best revenge is huge success the best revenge is huge success the best revenge is huge success.
binbonnery by Tutat September 26, 2010

tommy bingfingers 

a man who spends most of his waking hours chained to a life of sheer nicotine, to the point where his fingers are brown, his blood is yellow and the skin on his thumb is worn down to the bone from the wheel of a lighter
hey tommy,let's have a look at yer fingers tommy bingfingers!
tommy bingfingers by wormberk July 8, 2011

cock-alocka-bingbong 

when a female transvestite sticks her hairy, sweaty testicles into the mouth of some Hawaiian guy and wings them around and the balls smack around in his mouth making a bingbong noise. then the Hawaiian guy then bits her balls off and plays the bongos while dancing in a grass skirt. he then kills a midget by spitting the balls through a blow gun. (blowing balls through a blow gun at midget faces has been a Hawaiian tradition since they stopped fucking monkeys.
when i went to Hawaii i was welcome with pleasureable cock-alocka-bingbong.

Bingbongistan 

A derogatory name for England combining the sound Big Ben makes and the suffix of many predominately Muslim countries stemming from the influx of Muslim immigrants.
"Did you hear about the guy who got fired for offering to buy the office bacon sandwiches?"
"Well that's Bingbongistan for you."
Bingbongistan by RabidEdge July 9, 2013
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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