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Dindun by Dindun November 23, 2021
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dindonuffin

Haha, usually a criminal who always says this to the cops when they arrive
Officer: Ok sir we have your dna, your blood and your semen at the crime seen
Brother: Whaaaaa dindonuffin noo dindonuffin, you see these cops being violent and aggressive to me even though I had a gun in my sock jeez didnt do it dindonuffin man c'mon!
dindonuffin by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016

dindu shrine 

A shrine dedicated to those who dindu nuffins. The shrine denotes location of homicide victim . Site consists of published condolences proclaiming ("he dindu nuffin" "he was a good boy", " aspiring rapper", "he was a loving father of 12", "local pharmaceutical salesman"aka street pharmacist). The Shrine usally littered with objects of the deceased favorite alcoholic beverages, basket ball jersey of his favorite team, flowers, ball caps.
We are here on the corner of 9th and park street. Where a 19 year old youth was gun downed. Authority's say it is gang related. We are here with friends and relatives at the location of the dindu shrine. They are proclaiming he was a good boy that dindu nuffins and was about to release his first album next month.
dindu shrine by thedogshitbandit August 9, 2016

Dinduism 

A ghetto sect whose God, Shakedown Al, has 3 earthly manifestations: Smash-Ghrab, Driyv-Bai, and Driyv-Bai's "cousin", Du-Meth, who is sometimes identified by Driyv-Bai as "a friend" or "some I guy I just met" during police interviews.

Du-Meth is blamed by Driyv-Bai for everything, and is known as 'The Patron Saint of Recently Discovered Firearms'. Since Driyv-Bai never remembers Du-Meth's name, Du-Meth is sometimes referred to as 'The Forgotten One' by members of the Dindu sect.
Orlando decided he wanted to go into business, so he became an adherent of Dinduism and started robbing liquor stores. He thinks Driyv-Bai planted a gun on him, but can't prove it.
Dinduism by Aintry August 8, 2016

Dindu nuffin

Didn't do nothing

Din didn't du do nuffin nothing
Nah fam, Jackson dindu nuffin you told him to
Dindu nuffin by SiIverBuIIet February 18, 2021

dindumobile 

A vehicle that a dindu had "borrowed" and now drives.
The more advanced the dindumobile, the more a dindu nuffin has to increase its skill in order to operate such vehicle. Sometimes this is a huge deterrent since dindus naturally have an average IQ of 65.
Last week, Tyrone "received" his new dindumobile - a shiny new bike! Now it's muddy and almost broken, but that's okay with Tyrone because there are many bikes in this world and he is just one dindu nuffin.
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I recently went to the cops to report my old Honda Civic was stolen. When the cops arrived at the dindu's house it said "SHIEEEEETTTTT I DINDU NUFFIN DIS MUH DINDUMOBILE WE WUZ KANGZ U RASIS WHITE COP CRACKAH I DINDU IT". Fortunately the dindu wasn't in my Honda Civic when he said that, otherwise my car would've been full of bullet holes.
dindumobile by OOGABOOGAGORILLA July 23, 2018
A Word used to describe people (often negatively) who uses the phrase "I Dindu Nuffin" (I didn't do nothing), Typically after being arrested by the Police.
Cop: You are under arrest
Dindu: Man I Dindu Nuffin
Dindu by Xdgl September 17, 2022
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