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dimmock by Staple_balls October 14, 2003
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Charlie Dimmock
women who has blondish curly hair and gets to make all the water features on bbc's ground force
famous for never wearing a bra
famous for never wearing a bra
pervert: woah! check it out you can see that girls tits!
perverts friend: yeah thats charlie dimmock
perverts friend: yeah thats charlie dimmock
Charlie Dimmock by dontstartaband September 5, 2008
Charlie Dimmock
To have a piss
This is the person on the garden make-over show on BBC who got to create the water feature - hence pissing
This is the person on the garden make-over show on BBC who got to create the water feature - hence pissing
In the pub.
'Mate just off for a Charlie Dimmock - that last pint has sent me kidneys into overdrive'
'Mate just off for a Charlie Dimmock - that last pint has sent me kidneys into overdrive'
Charlie Dimmock by street smeg August 8, 2006
Dimmocks
British English slang for a mature woman's breasts or lady lumps.
From Charlotte Elouise "Charlie" Dimmock, female gardener on a British TV show called "Ground Force", famous for not wearing a bra under her T-shirt. Not a good look, but inexplicably popular with older British males who possibly hadn't had any since VE Day or something.
"Ground Force" was made between 1997 and 2005 for the BBC by Endemol (the same company that made "Big Brother", the bastards) and consisted of a team of so-called 'celebrity' gardeners sneaking round someone's house while they were out and remodelling their garden for them, like possibly the world's most confused ninjas or something. No, seriously, I'm NOT making this shit up! Meanwhile Charlie's "Dimmocks" wobbled about alarmingly.
From Charlotte Elouise "Charlie" Dimmock, female gardener on a British TV show called "Ground Force", famous for not wearing a bra under her T-shirt. Not a good look, but inexplicably popular with older British males who possibly hadn't had any since VE Day or something.
"Ground Force" was made between 1997 and 2005 for the BBC by Endemol (the same company that made "Big Brother", the bastards) and consisted of a team of so-called 'celebrity' gardeners sneaking round someone's house while they were out and remodelling their garden for them, like possibly the world's most confused ninjas or something. No, seriously, I'm NOT making this shit up! Meanwhile Charlie's "Dimmocks" wobbled about alarmingly.
Shallow Man, possibly from Essex: "Cor. look at the dimmocks on her!"
Alan Titchmarsh: "I am to blame for the decking boom, and I am sorry, I know it's everywhere these days. I'm such a total dimmock."
Alan Titchmarsh: "I am to blame for the decking boom, and I am sorry, I know it's everywhere these days. I'm such a total dimmock."
Dimmocks by Shakespeare's Plumber February 18, 2010
Dimmocking
The art of attempting to save money by improvising but ending up spending much more than doing the job properly in the first place.
Doing a dimmock, dimmocking about
Attempting to fix things rather than replace them and spending more than buying new. Taking up many hours doing this and not taking the cost of time into account.Delaying a decision and paying more because of it.Driving for miles to save 2p a litre on fuel.
Attempting to fix things rather than replace them and spending more than buying new. Taking up many hours doing this and not taking the cost of time into account.Delaying a decision and paying more because of it.Driving for miles to save 2p a litre on fuel.
Dimmocking by Weee Frank October 7, 2008