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Cor! she's got a huge pair of dimmocks!
dimmock by Staple_balls October 14, 2003
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a very conceited person who thinks they are extremely hilarious.
"Dude, you are suck a dimmock. You're not funny!"
dimmock by Quinn Brettler June 24, 2004

Charlie Dimmock 

women who has blondish curly hair and gets to make all the water features on bbc's ground force

famous for never wearing a bra
pervert: woah! check it out you can see that girls tits!
perverts friend: yeah thats charlie dimmock
Charlie Dimmock by dontstartaband September 5, 2008

Charlie Dimmock 

To have a piss

This is the person on the garden make-over show on BBC who got to create the water feature - hence pissing
In the pub.
'Mate just off for a Charlie Dimmock - that last pint has sent me kidneys into overdrive'
Charlie Dimmock by street smeg August 8, 2006

Dimmocks 

British English slang for a mature woman's breasts or lady lumps.

From Charlotte Elouise "Charlie" Dimmock, female gardener on a British TV show called "Ground Force", famous for not wearing a bra under her T-shirt. Not a good look, but inexplicably popular with older British males who possibly hadn't had any since VE Day or something.

"Ground Force" was made between 1997 and 2005 for the BBC by Endemol (the same company that made "Big Brother", the bastards) and consisted of a team of so-called 'celebrity' gardeners sneaking round someone's house while they were out and remodelling their garden for them, like possibly the world's most confused ninjas or something. No, seriously, I'm NOT making this shit up! Meanwhile Charlie's "Dimmocks" wobbled about alarmingly.
Shallow Man, possibly from Essex: "Cor. look at the dimmocks on her!"

Alan Titchmarsh: "I am to blame for the decking boom, and I am sorry, I know it's everywhere these days. I'm such a total dimmock."
Dimmocks by Shakespeare's Plumber February 18, 2010

Dimmocking

The art of attempting to save money by improvising but ending up spending much more than doing the job properly in the first place.
Doing a dimmock, dimmocking about
Attempting to fix things rather than replace them and spending more than buying new. Taking up many hours doing this and not taking the cost of time into account.Delaying a decision and paying more because of it.Driving for miles to save 2p a litre on fuel.
Dimmocking by Weee Frank October 7, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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