Dimebonics 

A made up language that was created and popularized by Dimebag Darrell, the legendary guitarist of Pantera and Damageplan.

Do you understand what I'm sayin'? Of course not. Dimebonics.

Dimebonics by The Sza January 15, 2005

dwebonics

Similar in historical beginnings as ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate english generally used by those in high-tech fields, Star Trek fans, politicians.

It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.

Dwebonics: "Initiate water propogation through valve manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."

Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"

dwebonics by JacknRochNY September 7, 2007

Digibonics 

Digital speak. What douche-bags use when they should be speaking English.

OMFG, you speak digibonics SO well! LOL!

Digibonics by Digibonics Guy November 30, 2009

dumbonics 

The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.

I don't understand your ex-wife. Does she speak dumbonics?

dumbonics by dmaestas March 2, 2010

Debonics 

Faux urban ghetto misspelling slang used by Dr. Deb Frisch in her blog posts and comments around the blogosphere.

"I couldn't understand anything she wrote because it was nothing but Debonics."

Debonics by McGehee September 6, 2006

dimebonicks 

the eternal wisdom of dimebag darrel

you dont know what the fuck im sayin, its ok, its dimebonicks.

dimebonicks by jason&mikey February 25, 2003

Debonics 

The ability to temporarily alter one's speech patterns, vocabulary, and grammar from native Ebonics to a more standardized style of the English language, with the goal of improving communication and understanding.

You'd never guess my cousin was raised in the hood by his mastery of debonics around wealthy clients.

Debonics by Vellichor May 19, 2018