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A penis with a bend, or kink in it.
The bitch couldnt suck my dick becuase I have a diltch.
diltch by Joe Sullivian January 25, 2005
Words you can keep
Diltch is another word for loser, dumbass,fucker,and or bitch. It was created in 2004 by Steven Welch in Georgia when he got tired of the same old cuss words.
My brother is a diltch for stealing my money.
That lame ass Michael is such a diltch.
diltch by Anonymous October 7, 2004
Related Words
Diltch- loser, dumbass,fucker, or bitch. It wascreated in 2004 in Smyrna Georgia.
My ex is a diltch for cheating on me.
diltch by Steven Welch October 10, 2004
Masks do diltch.
Diltch by Ashtar Bizarre September 24, 2021

Squid In A Ditch 

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

the prodigy dirtchamber 

'The Prodigy Dirtchamber' the biggest and best Prodigy fan based group on Facebook. Organised by fans for the fans. Be apart of our Ant family and come join the chaos!! We live for the beats👍🔥🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜😎
"Do you love The Prodigy??"
"Too fucking right I do....!!"
"Well the join The Prodigy Dirtchamber on fb... fucking mental!!! 😎🐜
the prodigy dirtchamber by ProdigyBoy December 16, 2019

ditch vision

An absolute cunt who drives Jeeps into ditches
Oh that Canadian is such a Ditch Vision
ditch vision by DumbCunt273 July 4, 2017
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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