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the sexual male reproductive organ females are addicted to.
i got her begging for the dilski , and she wants it badd.
Dilski by thewiseguy95 February 22, 2011
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A rip of weed for the boys. Usually in a chill environment, like boys night, whether you're hotboxing or drunk as hell. Funny stories and tales of bad hookups are shared.
Rally the bros, we're pounding brews and taking ditskis tonight.
Ditski by ThePoonMaestro July 24, 2017
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A slang term for a penis. Women can use the term to identify a man she is sleeping with.
I am not speaking to Lisa anymore because she tried to push up on my dilsnik last night.

Tonight I have my 3rd date with Tom. He is definitely potential dilsnik for me.
dilsnik by love2day June 22, 2008

karl dilkington 

Karl Pilkington's "Nick Name" Given To Him By His Insurance Company When They Said His Last Name Incorrectly.
Dear Mr. Dilkington

You are our most valuable customer

"I Threw in the bin" -"Karl Dilkington"

dilsnick 

Very large male genitalia. It is used for activities such as cock slapping.

Listen to Gangstarr for further definition.
"Knuckleheads need to quit cuz they be ridin' the dilsnick"
"They be beggin' for attention or some more of the dilsnick"

-Guru of Gangstarr
dilsnick by n8designs July 28, 2008

diskin'd 

While in a restaurant or bar with a group and there is an understanding that the bill will be split evenly amongst the group, one person intentionally orders additional or higher priced items, with the intent that the group will absorb the extra cost. This is also referred to as "the rule" or "the rule is in effect."

A monetary play on being "dissed." It is the opposite of a discount.
When we split the bill, Joe ordered soup and a dessert and then diskin'd us so that we all paid more than our share.
diskin'd by Robocop Pilot November 29, 2017

qui-ski-diski 

you can suck my qui-ski-diski!

you want some qui-ski-diski?
qui-ski-diski by qui-ski-diski guy September 27, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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