He was just a dolphin (dolphin), swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends (friends), happy as can be
Until one day he went (ohhh) and ventured onto land
And he got bitten by a radioactive man
Now he's Dolphin Man (man), half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night, cause he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ), if you run into him
In the dark, abandoned house where he lives (Ohh)

You know he may come off strong, but he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you, you can bet that you'll scream

Like help, let me go, help, let me go
Help, let me go, let me go tonight
You'll scream, help, let me go
Help, let me go, help, let me go, stop kidnapping me dolphin man

Dolphin Man by d.olphin man September 5, 2019

Delphine

An extremely beautiful woman, usually French. Beautiful enough to replace Mona Lisa's face on Leonardo's painting. Also great at twerking and cooking.

Guy 1: Did you know Delphine is still single?
Guy 2: No way, I'm surprised she's not married already! I would fight a bear and lion for one date with her!

Delphine by PhillyZaddy April 20, 2021

dolphin cult

u cant escape. stan soobin da 🐬 da 🐬 da 🐬

omg ive been kidnapped ! they forced me into the dolphin cult. i wont be able to escape :(

dolphin cult by soobinsbae <3 November 11, 2020

Delphine

Everyone should have a friend called Delphine. Delphine is the sun of my life, she gave her a sens, a reason to stay at her side. Sometimes, she can look unfriendly for strangers, that's because Delphine isn't quick to truth anyone : so if she gives you her love, her stories, her time, you have to protect her ! Delphine is an unknown treasure, touching her heart is the most beautiful thing you can do. She is very very sensitive even if she shows the opposite, she shows her love in her own way in each moment you spend with her.

Delphine can change your life if you let her in, and even if she creates an emotional apocalypse in your heart, you'll be addict to your unpredictable adventures. She is the precisely definition of Life !

If she calls you "Best friend", you can be sure that what ever the problem is, she makes part of the solution to solve it.
She makes us become better persons, that's why she deserves all love and kindness we have. Her happiness is the most precious thing of the world and her wonderful smile has the power to soothe all pains.

I could die for Delphine, and harder and better : I could live for her. However the chaos, with her by my side, I have already won.

I don't know if I could have survived without Delphine. She helped me to triumph over depression.

Delphine by mélimélo January 31, 2020

belle delphine

An internet thot (see egirl) who gained “clout” from meme pages and thirsty bois by doing ahegao faces that make her look like shes having intense seizures.

Guy 1: I keep seeing this thot all over 4chan & my explore page on instagram
Guy 2: Is it Belle Delphine? Yeah man, thats pretty expected with all the white knights that are obsessed with her.

belle delphine by Dontgetyourpantiesinatwist October 13, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026