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Masquerading Asshole Pedophile 

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile 

a map (minor attracted "person")
the first time i heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in an

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile 

the first time I heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in a video by iilluminaughtii

Maskquerading

Definition:
Maskquerading the practice of keeping up appearances but only providing lip service to social distancing guidelines that curb the spread of Covid-19. Typically performed by Millennials and older image conscious liberals (see Tesla drivers). Excludes those who actually care. Also, generally excludes Gen Z, Republicans, and #MAGA Supporters who don’t even try to keep up appearances ‘cause they don’t give a fuck.
Usage:
Paul: Damn, EB. That face mask is 🔥! Didn’t realize you were concerned about COVID. Is it N95? Noticed you drinking White Claw through it

Eugenio: Shit, more like N01. I'm just maskquerading by wearing this retro mesh jersey around my face for looks. Social distancing don’t matter, we’re millennials!
Maskquerading by cMc-WvW July 16, 2020

Maskerading 

Fronting that you care about COVID-19 safety precautions for optics or to impress a match.
I was super stoked to find someone who’s also taking COVID guidelines seriously, but she’s totally maskerading! She posted an Instagram story last night and she was at a huge house party
Maskerading by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026