Dillute 

The one and only human who stands above all, literally God himself.

~OMG, have you prayed to Dillute yet?
-No, I will tonight
~Oh phew, everyone knows he is God

Dillute by Dillute April 8, 2021

dilutedpants 

this really cool youtuber that is the bomb and is hilarious and writes novels and is allergic to wheat. he is basically, a person loved by everyone.

"oh hey man, you really remind me of dilutedpants."
"OMG, THANKS SO MUCH. YOURE SOOOOO KIND."

dilutedpants by hpybdayfrmcrryndangla May 4, 2010

Diluted 

To be so far removed from reality that most doubt the capability to function in the real world.

You guys are so diluted that it's not even funny anymore.

Diluted by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

dilute into thinking 

As opposed to the term "delude yourself", this is also a phrase and is real. It means to spread yourself out so thin(like water) that you believe something that is obviously untrue.

You were dilute into thinking that she was going to share her Totino's pizza rolls with you. They're Totino's!!

dilute into thinking by Pseudo:hymn December 28, 2015

dillster 

Common word for "dumbass," "fuckwit," or "stupid."

Damnit, Eric! You are such a dillster for dropping the soap!

dillster by Jimbabwe March 26, 2007

divlute 

Verb. To divert and dilute. To draw away and mitigate.

School divlutes curiosity by assigning menial busywork.

My lecture today divluted my attention so much I fell asleep.

divlute by Stokara May 13, 2021

diluted 

To be inebriated or drunk (idea of blood becoming diluted in alcohol).

Megan became totally diluted during the prom after party.

diluted by ZWingless October 4, 2007