divlute 

Verb. To divert and dilute. To draw away and mitigate.

School divlutes curiosity by assigning menial busywork.

My lecture today divluted my attention so much I fell asleep.

divlute by Stokara May 13, 2021

dilutedpants 

this really cool youtuber that is the bomb and is hilarious and writes novels and is allergic to wheat. he is basically, a person loved by everyone.

"oh hey man, you really remind me of dilutedpants."
"OMG, THANKS SO MUCH. YOURE SOOOOO KIND."

dilutedpants by hpybdayfrmcrryndangla May 4, 2010

Diluted 

To be so far removed from reality that most doubt the capability to function in the real world.

You guys are so diluted that it's not even funny anymore.

Diluted by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

dilute into thinking 

As opposed to the term "delude yourself", this is also a phrase and is real. It means to spread yourself out so thin(like water) that you believe something that is obviously untrue.

You were dilute into thinking that she was going to share her Totino's pizza rolls with you. They're Totino's!!

dilute into thinking by Pseudo:hymn December 28, 2015

diluted 

To be inebriated or drunk (idea of blood becoming diluted in alcohol).

Megan became totally diluted during the prom after party.

diluted by ZWingless October 4, 2007

diluted happiness 

Being happy with your friends and still thinking about a special someone who won't let you be truly happy because they continue to control your life and happiness... but when you let go of that someone... you learn the meaning of true happiness and appreciate the friends you have around you.

I was suffering from diluted happiness because of my ex, but when I learned to let go of him I found out what true happiness really is.

diluted happiness by Felix da Cat 143 August 24, 2011

Diluted 

Your shits weak

Sandra: nooo, youre deluded
Me: you're diluted!

Diluted by npf_za November 15, 2011