Diluted

To be so far removed from reality that most doubt the capability to function in the real world.

You guys are so diluted that it's not even funny anymore.

by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

diluted

To be inebriated or drunk (idea of blood becoming diluted in alcohol).

Megan became totally diluted during the prom after party.

by ZWingless October 4, 2007

Diluted

Your shits weak

Sandra: nooo, youre deluded
Me: you're diluted!

by npf_za November 15, 2011

diluted

To be inebriated or drunk (idea of blood becoming diluted in alcohol).

Megan became totally diluted during the prom after party.

by ZWingless October 4, 2007

diluted happiness

Being happy with your friends and still thinking about a special someone who won't let you be truly happy because they continue to control your life and happiness... but when you let go of that someone... you learn the meaning of true happiness and appreciate the friends you have around you.

I was suffering from diluted happiness because of my ex, but when I learned to let go of him I found out what true happiness really is.

by Felix da Cat 143 August 24, 2011

diluted beef

Process of having anal sex with someone who has diarrhea also known as a Pheonix Outlaw

My girlfriend and I practiced the Diluted Beef last night, after we had Taco Bell.

by SWANK6789 October 2, 2014

diluted embrace

Refers to a group-hug that you give to both a person of the opposite gender whom you like very much and his/her main squeeze; the theory is that this will reduce the chance of said significant other's feeling jealous or "left out", the way he/she might feel if you merely hugged your "target" person "individually".

Initially administering a diluted embrace does not necessarily mean that you are forfeiting your option to give your opposite-gender friend a "separate" hug at some point during your period of visiting with the pair of lovers; often, this "communal arms-around" can merely be the first of at least two such warm embraces; it can just be what you do as a "hello; so nice to see you" greeting when you first bump into the couple. After you all have finished exchanging friendly small talk or whatever else the three of you choose to share during that particular meeting, you probably can then give each of the two people an "individual" hug to say goodbye, which of course will allow you to cuddle up to your "target" person "exclusively" for a moment after all; extra points if this time you make sure to embrace the person's significant other first --- i.e., before you clasp your "target" person --- so that he/she will not have to wonder if he is gonna "get some lovies", too.

by QuacksO February 10, 2019