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dildialate

Verb - the hole stratching action that occurs when as dildo is being inserted into the pussy or anus.
Susy screamed when her box began to dildialate when she inserted her 12 inch dildo into her pussy.
dildialate by jrky March 2, 2009
She is the most beautiful girl you'll know, she's really funny she has an amazing personality that you can't find anywhere else. she's caring, cute, hot, awesome, smart, lovable, pretty, incredible, fantastic, weird, amazing, and perfect. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. She makes you feel happy, she has a fun crazy side and a fun lovable side. She's everything a guy could want and more and if you have the chance to be with her treat her like no one matters.
person1: "whos that hottie"
person2: "That's Dileina she is total wifey material"
Dileina by joemamaa101 November 17, 2019

dildonating 

Kelly was dildonating her fat vag last night. Yeah, I saw it and it was really gross.
dildonating by Vive Cuervo November 14, 2009

dildonasaurus 

a friend acting like a giant dildo
dude everything sucks this sucks you suck.stop being a dildonasaurus
dildonasaurus by Isiaiah October 25, 2007
'I've got a video of the fugly one off Love Island dilding'
dilding by general cock block August 9, 2019

Goofiano Dildonaldo 

It is the name of a mystical creature from the oily lands of the Camel League.

A renowned tap in merchant and a penalty machine, he is known to assault children and is an enemy to all chairs and teachers.
Scientist 1: Did you hear of the rare creature discovered today?
Scientist 2: Yeah, I heard of Goofiano Dildonaldo
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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