2 definitions by Shagwan

An act of masturbating during or after defecating.
I thought James went to the toilet? What's taking him so long?!.... Must be having a Brown Bear.
by Shagwan January 12, 2011
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A male equivalent of a Milf, a person with children that young women find attractive.
Have you seen that guy Jenny's dating? He's really old! She tells me he's a Dildad.
by Shagwan January 12, 2011
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