n. 1. The unfortunate combination of a dildo and cyborg, used to describe someone pissing you off by being a dick of ridiculous proportions. This person is such a dick and so fake that he cannot possibly be human and therefore must be half dick, half robot. v. 1. to act purposely dickish to the point where normal personality is unrecognizable in order to achieve a desired outcome.
n. Dude that dilborg totally just hit on your girlfriend.
v. Guy: I really don't feel like hanging out with Jake tonight.
Bro: No worries, just dilborg him all night and he'll probably leave.
A guy who possesses the skills in life that are commonly looked over . Usually skilled in gaming , owning players both skilled and noobs . Dominating the dark forms of music , and being able to consume large amounts of drugs in order to boost the experience to the max . Normally a Diabolik is a very chilled and cool guy .
That trend on TikTok.
A person or people steal an item from school sneakily (commonly out of the bathroom) and post a video of it on any social media platform. (e.g. toilet, soap dispenser, urinal screen)
(I'm serious about the toilet) + It is also called devious lick.
Friend A: Hey, wanna hit a diabolical lick?
Friend B: Bet.
*2 hours later*
(principal) Intercom: "IF SOMEONE STEALS THE URINAL SCREENS AND SOAP DISPENSERS AGAIN, WE WILLSWITCH TO ONLINE SCHOOL!!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!