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dignitary 

(noun) A telephone found next to the toilet in hotel bathrooms.
Daphers! I told you never to call me on the dignitary, I'm trying to drop a deuce!
dignitary by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008
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Dignitary 

A dignitary is someone, male or female, who performs sexual favors via projection of feelings in return for something. It happens in the mind fuck arena, basically no-contact cerebral sex.
I refuse to dignitary anyone out of respect.
Dignitary by Pierced69 March 20, 2022
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The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA

Coolest and most intimidating boss catchphrase ever to exist. A reference to the video game Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, in which upon reaching the boss stage, the boss character, Gill gives you a warm welcome with this phrase.
The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA - Gill, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike

Dignity Wraith

What is left of a highly esteemed person after a catastrophic blow to their reputation.
We can also see the staggering fact that after no more than two weeks on the job, Rosenstein’s public reputation, which was formidable, has been destroyed. He now joins a legion of Trump Dignity Wraiths, men and women (though mainly men) of once vaunted reputations or at least public prestige who have been reduced to mere husks of their former selves after crossing the Trump Dignity Loss Event Horizon.
Dignity Wraith by Montbeliard May 30, 2018

digitarian

Someone who does not purchase consumer content on physical media. Instead of books, CDs, DVDs, BluRay Discs, they prefer purchasing the content from direct digital downloads.
'My digitarian friend only buys CDs in MP3 format'
digitarian by Bed42 September 4, 2012

no dignity 

When yo homie find out you stole some shit
Koichi really steals? no dignity
no dignity by yesn't've June 2, 2020
People who either warranted or unwarranted consider themselves to be important.
Person 1: "Are you going to the gala on Saturday"

Person 2: "Pffft of course"

Person 1: "You and all of your esteemed bignitary friend no doubt"
bignitary by 1jazzydiva October 31, 2011
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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