bignitary

People who either warranted or unwarranted consider themselves to be important.

Person 1: "Are you going to the gala on Saturday"

Person 2: "Pffft of course"

Person 1: "You and all of your esteemed bignitary friend no doubt"

bignitary by 1jazzydiva October 31, 2011

dignitary 

(noun) A telephone found next to the toilet in hotel bathrooms.

Daphers! I told you never to call me on the dignitary, I'm trying to drop a deuce!

dignitary by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008

ignitary

A (noun)
1. a person who is ignorant however believes their existence is far more important than anyone else's.

other forms: Plural
ignitaties

2. a group of ignorant individuals who believe they are the most important people in the world.

created by: My husband and I

I have to meet with an "important" ignitary after work.

Here comes these ignitaries. I'd better leave now.

ignitary by KRocCP February 14, 2014

Dignitary 

A dignitary is someone, male or female, who performs sexual favors via projection of feelings in return for something. It happens in the mind fuck arena, basically no-contact cerebral sex.

I refuse to dignitary anyone out of respect.

Dignitary by Pierced69 March 20, 2022

biggitry 

something or someone who eats exsessive ammounts of food, but in a studius way.

"Bro look at this biggitry."

"You are lowkey biggitry.."

biggitry by awhanthony November 3, 2023

binitarian 

Posits that God is one being, but is made up of two persons or aspects: the Father and the Son. The Holy Spirit is not considered a separate person, but rather an aspect of the Father or the Son.

Yeah m a binitarian not a dumb trinitarian

binitarian by JONUZ January 11, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005