Directioners are fangirls who are totally obsessed with the UK Boyband One Direction who leak a whole album(not just songs), hacks security in the boy'
s hotels and shops. They fight with other fandoms and hate on celebrities like Taylor Swift and The Wanted. They give new directioners
fake information about them and they give intelligent comebacks at people who insult the boys. They burn people if necessary and suspend verified accounts. They stay in their rooms the whole day to
fangirl over them and blog about them but only come out to eat food. Directioners call people 'carrots' when they pronounce Louis's name as '
Lewis', when they get hold of the wrong information about the boys, tell them about the mushroom
joke and say 'extraordinharry', 'amazayn', 'phenomeniall', 'fabulouis' or 'brilliam'. They are the meanest
fandom who make fun of other fandoms. Celebrities also admit that they are
crazy. They even found the boy's exact times and hospitals they were born. They even stole Liam's boxers and they found their penis sizes. They are the only fandom that can laugh like
crazy, cry and look #done within 4 seconds.Elounor and
Larry shippers fight with each other all the time. YEAH WE'RE THE WORST!!
Peasant:"Ew one direction is so
ugly and gay!!"
Directioners:"I
hope you get motorboated by a porcupine or given a blowjob by a motherfucking
shark."
Other fandoms: You insult us, we insult you back.
Directioners: You insult us, we turn your insults into a
joke. We use reaction pictures and make you as uncomfortable as humanly possible.
Stupid:"Why do you love 1D? They'll never love you back.
Directioners:"Why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway."
Boy:" They are only famous for their looks "
Directioner:"Yeah so I bought their album just to listen to their
face."
Irrelevant person:"One Direction has no talent."
Directioners:"I don'
t wanna be around you. I don't want you in my environment. I don't want you in the motherfucking city. If I could move to Jupiter, I would but I wouldn't be able to motherfucking breathe."
