directioners 

the worlds craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. “directioners” would die for the 1d members, and will basically do absolutely ANYTHING to make sure they rise to number #1 on the charts every time a new album/song is released. Directioners have fully devoted theirs lives and souls to one direction, but have no regret in doing so at all.

“hey, that girls pretty cute”

“true, but watch out, she’s a directioner”

“directioners fully devote all of their time and effort to these group of boys”

directioners by larrystylinson28 April 23, 2018

directioners 

The craziest fandom and the only one who will hack into an airport security feed to see the boys just sitting around.

directioners are the best fandom

directioners by I_love_1D February 9, 2021

Directioners 

The only fandom that can hack into security cameras, leak albums, find ultrasound pictures, blood types, penis sizes...

But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.

Directioners talking about One Direction:

Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B

Ordering at McDonalds:

Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?

*Gets Meal*

Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!

Directioners by PartofAFandomFamily July 12, 2014

directioners 

a military fan base of one direction who will destroy everything that comes in thier way between them and one direction. will slay every day. and makes sure that larry is real

dont mess with them they are directioners

directioners by conchobarninja May 7, 2016

directioners 

One fandom that you don't want to mess with. Dont mess with directioners unless you have a death wish.

Harry styles had gotten attacked by bras and underwear by directioners.

directioners by ✌ Lé. Big. Bri. Theory ✌ June 10, 2015

Directioners 

Directioners are fangirls who are totally obsessed with the UK Boyband One Direction who leak a whole album(not just songs), hacks security in the boy's hotels and shops. They fight with other fandoms and hate on celebrities like Taylor Swift and The Wanted. They give new directioners fake information about them and they give intelligent comebacks at people who insult the boys. They burn people if necessary and suspend verified accounts. They stay in their rooms the whole day to fangirl over them and blog about them but only come out to eat food. Directioners call people 'carrots' when they pronounce Louis's name as 'Lewis', when they get hold of the wrong information about the boys, tell them about the mushroom joke and say 'extraordinharry', 'amazayn', 'phenomeniall', 'fabulouis' or 'brilliam'. They are the meanest fandom who make fun of other fandoms. Celebrities also admit that they are crazy. They even found the boy's exact times and hospitals they were born. They even stole Liam's boxers and they found their penis sizes. They are the only fandom that can laugh like crazy, cry and look #done within 4 seconds.Elounor and Larry shippers fight with each other all the time. YEAH WE'RE THE WORST!!

Peasant:"Ew one direction is so ugly and gay!!"
Directioners:"I hope you get motorboated by a porcupine or given a blowjob by a motherfucking shark."
Other fandoms: You insult us, we insult you back.
Directioners: You insult us, we turn your insults into a joke. We use reaction pictures and make you as uncomfortable as humanly possible.
Stupid:"Why do you love 1D? They'll never love you back.
Directioners:"Why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway."
Boy:" They are only famous for their looks "
Directioner:"Yeah so I bought their album just to listen to their face."
Irrelevant person:"One Direction has no talent."
Directioners:"I don't wanna be around you. I don't want you in my environment. I don't want you in the motherfucking city. If I could move to Jupiter, I would but I wouldn't be able to motherfucking breathe."

Directioners by Harryseyeball May 24, 2014

directioners 

aliens that came down to earth to invade humans by singing loudly "bAby YoU LiGhT uP mY wOrLd LiKe NoBoDy ElSe", cry all day long over the hiatus and louis saying "i LiKe GiRLs WhO eAt CaRrOtS" and hack harry's mom's icloud to find larrys proofs but find hendall's pictures instead.

larrystylinson_28: my mom just told me what's wrong bc i was singing and crying infinity since 11am. And it's 7pm. Guess i'm not ok i-
imiss1ddd.mitam: OMGGGG GUYS I JUST FOUND AN UNSEEN PICTURE OF ZAYN AND LOUIS IN 2010 I MISS ZOUIS SO BAAAD I'M GONNA CRY BYYE.

loueh.isobviously: us directioners are CRAZY i can't believe we really hacked an airport's cameras just to watch them doing nothing for 10 minutes straight i-

directioners by carrotboy.ftdt19 January 25, 2021