Dickwaffle

An ex bf that treats you like shit

Man, Ajax was such a Dickwaffle

by Mikaela Hartt December 13, 2017

Dickwaffle

When a guys dick looks like a waffle.

"you know that hot drummer adam? i heard he had a dickwaffle."

by Jellyyyyyyyyyyy February 18, 2008

Dickwaffle

Someone who's so retarded they'd put their cock in a waffle iron because its warm

Person 1: Man, Jared is such a Dickwaffle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, I heard he put his cock in a waffle iron because he thought it was a pussy!

by Pyschosus November 5, 2022

shitstick dickwaffle

An inappropriate, politically incorrect, unwelcome human being.

That shitstick dickwaffle made another racist comment.

by HEY STEVE LOOK! August 16, 2017