Dick-Waffle
A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.
Dick-Waffle by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014
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Dick Waffle
Dick Waffle by Ronnie Emersen August 4, 2007
Dick Waffle
1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
Dick Waffle by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018
Dick Waffle
When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.
Dick Waffle by TheTrueDiCkWaFfLe November 24, 2014
Dick waffle
Dick waffle by Heyyey112 July 31, 2019
Dick Waffle
The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.
Dick Waffle by Dick Spears May 9, 2011
Dick waffle
Dick waffle by chinquay September 17, 2019
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