Dick-Waffle 

A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.

"hey wake u...."

"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"

"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"

Dick-Waffle by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014

Dick Waffle 

Fellatio, performed after butter and syrup are applied to the johnson.

Man, Lucy had such a dry mouth that I had to dress it up like a dick waffle.

Dick Waffle by Ronnie Emersen August 4, 2007

Dick Waffle 

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

Dick Waffle by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Dick Waffle 

When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.

Fuck, Bailey gave me such a dick waffle last night.

Dick Waffle by TheTrueDiCkWaFfLe November 24, 2014

Dick waffle 

It’s an insult when someone is being a dick

“Kyle stop being such a dick waffle”

Dick waffle by Heyyey112 July 31, 2019

Dick Waffle 

The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.

Last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so I got a Dick Waffle.

Dick Waffle by Dick Spears May 9, 2011

Dick waffle 

A crazy red head barista who loves a good ole fashion dicking

Did you hear about Jenna dick waffle last night

Dick waffle by chinquay September 17, 2019