A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.
"hey wake u...."


"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"
by sluttymuffin123 February 19, 2014
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Fellatio, performed after butter and syrup are applied to the johnson.
Man, Lucy had such a dry mouth that I had to dress it up like a dick waffle.
by Ronnie Emersen August 2, 2007
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1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
by catchingfire3 June 2, 2018
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When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.
Fuck, Bailey gave me such a dick waffle last night.
by TheTrueDiCkWaFfLe November 24, 2014
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The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.
Last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so I got a Dick Waffle.
by Dick Spears April 19, 2011
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A crazy red head barista who loves a good ole fashion dicking
Did you hear about Jenna dick waffle last night
by chinquay September 17, 2019
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