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Fellatio, performed after butter and syrup are applied to the johnson.
Man, Lucy had such a dry mouth that I had to dress it up like a dick waffle.
by Ronnie Emersen August 02, 2007
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When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.
Fuck, Bailey gave me such a dick waffle last night.
by TheTrueDiCkWaFfLe November 24, 2014
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The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.
Last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so I got a Dick Waffle.
by Dick Spears April 19, 2011
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1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!
by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018
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