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Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.
Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."
Hickory Dickory Clock by Varnpike October 25, 2016

Hickory Dickory Dock 

A simple poem that seems sexual because of similarities between "dock" and "cock".
Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock
How many bells have you got on the old dickory?
dickory by Elisabeth the Queen December 25, 2009

Dicktory 

When you win a cock fight with your contestant.
John celebrated his Dicktory after beating his friend with his cock.
Dicktory by Findloo Chunk April 27, 2020

dicktory 

Did you hear about Emily’s dicktory last weekend?
dicktory by melvinacalvin11 October 6, 2019

dickory doubt 

Doubting if someone has a dick; questioning ones manhood.
Mike over there is giving me some serious dickory doubt.
Ya, what guy doesn't like football?
dickory doubt by thankyoubarney January 7, 2012