Dickspit Share definition Flag 1. Ejaculatory fluid, semen, cum, jizz. 2. Term for someone who annoys you. 1. I jacked off and sprayed her tits with dickspit. 2. John is such a dickspit. Dickspit by JWL June 19, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Dickspit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch