Dickspit

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1. Ejaculatory fluid, semen, cum, jizz.
2. Term for someone who annoys you.

1. I jacked off and sprayed her tits with dickspit.
2. John is such a dickspit.

Dickspit by JWL June 19, 2004

Words you can keep

Dickspit

The certain type of spit that forms in a girls mouth when she is giving head to a boy.

Mary : I went down on John the other day and got a terrible case of dickspit.

Dickspit by reg4783 December 3, 2010

Related Words

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Dickspit

The little dribble of semen that comes out during the smallest of ejaculations.

The porn wasn't the best, only got a little dickspit outta me.

Dickspit by T2C2 December 10, 2014

Dickspit

Any fluids that proceed out of the male penis(Dick).(E.G..semen, urine, or a discharge such as the claps, or any other such like.

"Hey bro, Ole Becky got the Ole Dickspit this morning before breakfast."

"Damn it Becky, your such a whore. Now I have to go back to the health department and get me some more meds for this Dickspit shit you gave me."

Dickspit by swapmap December 3, 2023

Dickstitch

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.

Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.

Dickstitch by Cornellathon November 29, 2017

dickshit

dickshit one who is a dickhead and a piece of shit when calling someone a dickhead or a piece of shit want do you blurt out dickshit

my neighbor is a such a dickshit for letting his dogs crap in my yard and refuses to clean it up

dickshit by bluebear April 26, 2020

Dickshitwhore

Means a girl who gets boned in the ass without a rubber, then sucks the dudes poopdick.

courtney love is a dickshitwhore
a lot of girls who go to my high school are also dickshitwhores

Dickshitwhore by btsmpwidm October 20, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026