dicksneeze

Man Juice, Aka Ejaculate, aka sperm.

Oh my god... what is that on the side of ada's face? Oh it's dicksneeze.

by Melong January 6, 2009

Dicksneeze

Its when you pee so hard that your penis starts to flap and make a fart noise.

i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a dicksneeze

by A beastly beast Jf March 15, 2009

dicksneeze

When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice

You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount

by Russian73 December 25, 2007

Dicksneeze

Unwanted person, an accidental pregnancy; the product of an ejaculation.

Interchangeable with the insult, "bastard", especially in the context of an unlikable or unwanted person.

I'm do damn annoyed by Jennifer's bullshit. Why is she such a dicksneeze?

by Laina_S October 4, 2024

Dicksleeves

What they should call the song "Greensleeves" cause that song sucks

I hate that song played on a pan flute in the gift stores . Fuckin’ Dicksleeves.

by Rmwz March 7, 2018

dickbreeze

When you do the helicopter dick and a slight breeze comes from it, that's dickbreeze. It can also refer to any kind of breeze-like air current generated by a dick.

"It was hot last night, but fortunately, Will was kind enough to cool me down with some dickbreeze by performing a kick ass helicopter dick."

by Muffindiddler July 4, 2018

dick sneeze guard

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

by mr johan January 13, 2009