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dicksneeze 

Man Juice, Aka Ejaculate, aka sperm.
Oh my god... what is that on the side of ada's face? Oh it's dicksneeze.
dicksneeze by Melong January 6, 2009
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Dicksneeze 

Its when you pee so hard that your penis starts to flap and make a fart noise.
i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a dicksneeze
Dicksneeze by A beastly beast Jf March 15, 2009

dicksneeze 

When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice
You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount
dicksneeze by Russian73 December 25, 2007

Dicksneeze 

Unwanted person, an accidental pregnancy; the product of an ejaculation.

Interchangeable with the insult, "bastard", especially in the context of an unlikable or unwanted person.
I'm do damn annoyed by Jennifer's bullshit. Why is she such a dicksneeze?
Dicksneeze by Laina_S October 4, 2024

Dicksleeves 

What they should call the song "Greensleeves" cause that song sucks
I hate that song played on a pan flute in the gift stores . Fuckin’ Dicksleeves.
Dicksleeves by Rmwz March 7, 2018

dickbreeze 

When you do the helicopter dick and a slight breeze comes from it, that's dickbreeze. It can also refer to any kind of breeze-like air current generated by a dick.
"It was hot last night, but fortunately, Will was kind enough to cool me down with some dickbreeze by performing a kick ass helicopter dick."
dickbreeze by Muffindiddler July 4, 2018

dick sneeze guard

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.
Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.
dick sneeze guard by mr johan January 13, 2009
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