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dicksneeze 

Man Juice, Aka Ejaculate, aka sperm.
Oh my god... what is that on the side of ada's face? Oh it's dicksneeze.
dicksneeze by Melong January 6, 2009
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desneeze 

To feel all the anticipation of a sneeze coming on, and overdo preparation without it ever completing.
"Bless you? It looked like you were getting ready to sneeze." "Sorry, yeah I was ready but I somehow desneezed it."
desneeze by poetsespresso February 11, 2009

Dicksneeze 

Its when you pee so hard that your penis starts to flap and make a fart noise.
i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a dicksneeze

dicksneeze 

When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice
You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount
dicksneeze by Russian73 December 25, 2007

Dicksneeze 

Unwanted person, an accidental pregnancy; the product of an ejaculation.

Interchangeable with the insult, "bastard", especially in the context of an unlikable or unwanted person.
I'm do damn annoyed by Jennifer's bullshit. Why is she such a dicksneeze?
Dicksneeze by Laina_S October 4, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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