DICsneeze

Another word for when a guy cums. Your dick sneezes, and the cum looks like snots.

"Oh yeah baby, come over here and make this DICsneeze!"

by DICsneeze February 20, 2008

dicksneeze

Man Juice, Aka Ejaculate, aka sperm.

Oh my god... what is that on the side of ada's face? Oh it's dicksneeze.

by Melong January 6, 2009

desneeze

To feel all the anticipation of a sneeze coming on, and overdo preparation without it ever completing.

"Bless you? It looked like you were getting ready to sneeze." "Sorry, yeah I was ready but I somehow desneezed it."

by poetsespresso February 11, 2009

Dicksneeze

Its when you pee so hard that your penis starts to flap and make a fart noise.

i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a dicksneeze

by A beastly beast Jf March 15, 2009

dicksneeze

When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice

You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount

by Russian73 December 25, 2007

Dicksneeze

Unwanted person, an accidental pregnancy; the product of an ejaculation.

Interchangeable with the insult, "bastard", especially in the context of an unlikable or unwanted person.

I'm do damn annoyed by Jennifer's bullshit. Why is she such a dicksneeze?

by Laina_S October 4, 2024