JayyTheOrc's definitions

Online Personality Disorder (OPD)

Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, becomes someone and/or something they are not.
(Not to be confused with Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

Gladys, who in reality is 500 lbs overweight, toothless, and full of acne, posts something like:
"I"m 5 foot 2, petite, HOT and have 4 Masters Degrees in Hospitality and Tourism."
No, Gladys has Online Personality Disorder (OPD)

by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009

Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)

"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009

Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)

Someone, middle aged, who changes their blog/chat/screen/etc... names, for no other reason other than, they are suffering Midlife Crisis, offline, which has spilled into their online world. I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from COMC (Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis.)

Just now, I was chatting in the room with someone I have spoken to for about 4-5 years, who is pretty much a f'ing jerk, and someone was asking him why did he change his screen name, again (since he didn't lose it to terms of service violations.) I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)

by JayyTheOrc January 9, 2009

CHATGASM

A chat orgasm, indicated by scrolling, fast paced lines of successive chat, by the same person. (Can also be multiple chatgasms)

SouthSide______: Robert KKK Byrd voted against Thurgood Marshall and
SouthSide______: Clarence Thomas. Now one is a conservative while the
SouthSide______: other was a Liberal. Know what they both had in
SouthSide______: common? Two things, they were both black and Byrd
SouthSide______: didn't vote for either of them.

Is he making a political point? Nah, he just had a chatgasm.

by JayyTheOrc January 18, 2009

Preditor

An asshole editor.

That asshole editor, that preditor rejected my entry.

by JayyTheOrc February 10, 2009

Pignorant

Contraction of the words ignorant and pig- an ignorant pig and I'm not talking about Porky and that's all folks- I coined the term in a political chatroom to describe the very worst of the republicans I have run into.

You're acting like an ignorant pig. Pignorant.

by JayyTheOrc March 7, 2013

Pigture

A word play on the word "picture" and while it can be cruel it also has a use to describe some of the most God awful pictures you've ever seen.

She/he sent you a picture? Personally, I'd call that a "pigture." or

That person is pretty vile. Ask them to send you a pigture so you can put a face to their horrible posts.

by JayyTheOrc March 7, 2013