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Dickplant 

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.
James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!
Dickplant by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

dickwasher 

n: Refers to a person's mouth.
Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.
dickwasher by Scott Free May 30, 2006

dicklash 

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.
Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
dicklash by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

dickelshplink 

An easy and polite way to call someone a dick.
you little dickelshplink boy
dickelshplink by El is awesome! April 18, 2018

Dickrash 

In Seattle of 1989, Metallica played the song "Whiplash". After Kirk Hammett's guitar solo, James Hetfield was originally supposed to yell "WHIPLASH!". However, he instead yelled "DICKRASH!" which blew up all over the internet
Adrenaline starts to flow, you're thrashing all around. Acting like a maniac; DICKRASH!
Dickrash by DudeBroKowski March 26, 2022

dickilish 

A person who is ticklish on their penis.
John: Why is Jerry laughing while in the bathroom?

Jimmy: Oh, he's jerking off and is dickilish.

John: makes sense.
dickilish by Jerryjohn June 2, 2014